Cross-Eyed Monster

👀 The story of the monster whose eyes never agree

Two huge eyes bulge off his mint green face, each one ringed in hot orange, and neither seems to have been told where the other is pointing. One drifts left, one drifts right, and yet he still somehow finds you across the room.

A pair of pale ram horns curl back over his head, dipped in black at the tips like he dressed up for a party and forgot to change afterward. Rusty brown patches roughen his skin, and two little fangs poke up from below, far too tiny to worry anybody.

He is not here to scare you. He is the friend who trips over the doorframe and then laughs the loudest about it. Choose the colour for those wandering eyes and set him loose.